"Who the hell orders pizza under the name of ‘Torchwood’?"
So this just came on the screen and everyone started cheering. One guy screamed “THE MAGIC IS EXPOSED!”
I love midnight premieres
This is so relevant it’s not even funny.
Wait….does that ALSO mean that Rapunzel and Eugene were trapped in Arendelle with everyone when it was frozen over?
Could you picture the two of them under a bunch of blankets like:
Eugene: “Let’s go to Arendelle, she said, it would be fun she said.”
Rapunzel: “Well, it WAS fun…until we got trapped in this eternal winter…”
Eugene: “Yeah, talk about getting the cold shoulder, yeesh!”
Eugene: “Look, all I’m saying is next time we get invited to one of these things we just send them a nice fruit basket and a fancy card and call it a day.”
A coffee pot can be a coffee mug if you just don’t fucking care
FUCKING HERE YOU GO GUYS
is that james earl jones and malcolm mcdowell saying totes mcgotes
OMG PRESH LIGHTNING BOLT HEADED PUPPY!!!
I NAME YOU HARRY PUPPER!!!
You’re a husky, Harry
never forget that for voldemort’s name to rearrange to “je suis voldemort” in the french translations, they had to make his middle name ‘Elvis’
I CANT HANDLE THIS
are we just ignoring that wand is called a baguette in french?
the baguette chooses the wizard mr. potter
What light. So breaks. Such east. Very sun. Wow, Juliet.
What Romeo. Such why. Very rose. Still rose.
Very balcony. Such climb.
Much love. So Propose. Wow, marriage.
Very Tybalt. Much stab. What do?
Such exile. Very Mantua. Much sad.
So, priest? Much sleeping. Wow, tomb.
Much sad! Wow, Juliet! Such death! Very Suicide.
this sounds like a monty python sketchEngland is a monty python sketch.